Does Dance Dance Revolution come in 'idiot'?

I guess I've missed the boat and the fleeting days of my youth have passed me by (cue sappy violins)... But really, our friends got the Dance Dance revolution game and two game mats for the Playstation. And last week we tried it out and found that it was highly addictive (even in beginner mode).

What has it taught me: 1) I am out of shape 2) I am much less coordinated than I was when I was younger 3) I want to be good at that stupid game and I don't really know why. So much in fact, that when we were out this weekend celebrating DH's birthday at Dave & Buster's I wanted to sit and stare at the talented/lifeless people who were actually good at following the arrows with their coordinated feet.